Anybody seen any others?
How about making some up?
AGE: He's walked the world a spell.
HEIGHT: A good size.
PERSONALITY: Loyal, uncompromising, protective as hell.
SKILLS: Coming up with jobs that just don't go according to the gorram plan.
AGE: Growing up fast.
HEIGHT: Pleasing to look on.
PERSONALITY: Compassionate, caring, courageous when it counts.
SKILLS: gun shot wounds, laser burns, stabbings - you name it he can fix it.
AGE: Too young and too old.
HEIGHT: She'll fool ya.
PERSONALITY: Graceful, prodigy, a mite unpredictable.
SKILLS: More than you all could count.
Okay i suck at these *g*, anyone else wanna try?